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Wednesday, June 16, 2010


Amazing Stories, May 1952 edition
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Greetings, earthlings!
I'm celebrating my return to the current time continuum by posting this awesome painted pulp cover, and I'm looking for a few good captions.

Got a good one?
I'll bet you do!
Think up your funniest caption to the image above, and post it in the comment section below.

I'll get the ball rolling with an example:

"George was beginning to think he might not get lucky tonight after all."

See? It's easy, and I'll bet your ideas are funnier than that.
Let's see what you got!